How Do You Prepare For Irene? LIKE THIS!

Pablo Fransisco Is My Future Baby Daddy!

If you know funny, you know Pablo Fransisco! As soon as he hits the stage he hits it's almost an immediate roar of laughter that fills the room. This dude is INSANE! He is full of energy from beginning to end and when it comes to impersonations he's always on point. He takes everyday circumstances and turns it into the funniest thing you've ever heard! I have been fascinated with this guy since the first time I heard him do his act!

I have seen Pablo at the Gotham Comedy Club in NYC three times over the past couple of years. Every time he has brand new material without stretching too far away from his style. I love that he does his shows in small comedy clubs and meets and greets with his fans. Not everyone does this. Let's take Dane Cook for instance. He let the "Celebrity Status" go straight to his head. Funny dude, but it's just not "personal" with his audience anymore. I have known of Pablo and Dane for about the same time and although i'm not to keen on Dane anymore, I still LOVE Pablo. He just has more staying power because of his down to earth attitude!

Want to see some of his stuff? Check him out below....

Happy Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D ... haha)

 WILL YOU BE MY ANTI-VALENTINE?

One person’s Valentine’s Day is another’s Singles Awareness Day (yes, the acronym spells SAD, and yes, someone has already thought to trademark it).

 The backlash against the romantic holiday with a murky (perhaps pagan?) history has spawned a cottage industry of anti-Valentine’s paraphernalia: anti-Valentine’s T-shirts, anti-Valentine’s greeting cards, anti-Valentine’s Web sites, anti-Valentine’s day music compilations, even anti-Valentine’s Day throw pillows.
But the Helmsley Hotel believes Singles Awareness Day should not be passed alone, but rather, with others.

So it is having its second Anti-Valentine’s Day Dinner tonight at 7 o’clock.
Among the highlights of the evening:

• Paper shredders to publicly destroy any vestigial photos of exes.
• Attractive models, both male and female, that have been hired to pose for cellphone pictures that can be sent via mobile to exes.
• A Cupid-faced Satan ice sculpture.
• Broken chocolate hearts (served alongside a knife).
• Seafood skewers that are called “backstabbers.”

The event may bill itself as being slightly cynical about love, but staff members are optimistic about the romantic opportunities given the 50/50 male female ratio from last year, or simply, the lack of other options.
“If people hook up here, it’s because there is no where else for them to go,” said John Walsh, the executive chef.

So to encourage things along, the menu incorporates some aphrodisiac themes: deviled eggs (fertility symbol); oysters and littleneck clams (those old wives’ tales may actually be true); pomegranates (culinary symbol of Aphrodite, think of all those seeds), and chocolate (which researchers believe releases pleasure-enhancing serotonin).

If it’s a lucky night, some might end the waning hours of their Singles Awareness Day on more of a Valentine’s Day note.

This is not much of a money-making event for the hotel, given that tickets for the dinner and an hour of open bar are $45 or two for $75, if you register online. (Your City Room reporter was briefly puzzled as to why two people would go together to an Anti-Valentine’s Day event before realizing that two people doesn’t necessarily mean a couple.)

Interest didn’t really start picking up until the last few days. “Yesterday we have very few reservations in the morning, and in the evening the phone was going nuts,” Mr. Walsh said. “Unlike Thanksgiving, where people are booking in advance, this is a last-minute kind of thing.”

He added, “It’s almost like you are at the end of the line at the supermarket, and you are picking up the M&Ms and the Snickers on the way out.”

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Lady Gaga!!!!

Snooki looks a lot like...

I don't know. They just have the same presence about them don't they? Snooki could very well be the 'LOVE CHILD' of Danny Devito and Lil Kim. What do YOU think?
...and while we are on the subject. Doesn't this channel her inner Nicki Minaj so well? Hahahahaha! (Yeah, I know i'm going to hell!)

Funny Videos - I have to share!!!

I had a lot of fun finding these videos for you to watch. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!!

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Dear Santa: A girl can dream, can't she?

Dear Santa,

I don't ask for much, but if you'd REALLY like to know what I want then please read the following list. Thanks Santa. You're the man!

PS: Define "Naughty" ... =)

Love,
JB

1. FLIP Digital Video Camera

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Shoe Porn.... literally!

I guess because sometimes all you really need is a clear visual representation of what a "Shoe Fetish" actually is.

It's something to show the B.F. so that he understands that adrenaline rush you feel when you spot the absolute perfect pair of heels!

Sexy naked female bodies usually do the trick! V Magazine created this awesome shoot for both the guys & the ladies out there. Now, why didn't I think about this earlier? This is genius!

PURE GENIUS!