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Sep 24, 2009

Is That A Tampon in your Anus???

Well, is it?  I’m horrified at all the tampon strings hanging out the butts of typical frat guys these days. What happened to simpler times when a beer bong was an oral pleasure and tampons were simply for women? Why is it suddenly OK for 20 year old guys to go to their bio lecture at Penn State with a tampon string carefully between their ass cheeks so they can feel a little buzzed through class? Honestly, I’d love to see a video of anal beer bonging. This has gone all-too-mainstream. CBS even has morning shows talking about it. WTF??

Though this may be the first you've heard of this unusual way to catch a buzz, Oxford University scientific journals first reported the practice in the 1990s. In 2002, the University of Bristol organized seminars "Alcohol, Education and Young People", including a session on the practice of young females inserting tampons soaked in alcohol. Apparently it's very popular in Europe and South America, especially Columbia.

You think people soaking tampons in vodka and shoving them into their vaginal and rectal body cavities is FUNNY? Does it make you LAUGH that kids are shoving beer bongs into their anuses and consuming alcohol rectally to speed up the high? You won’t be laughing when you try to stand up and fall and hit your head and DIE, says Dr. Bobby Flay McScrubs:

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1 comment:

  1. stand up fall and die? this is their big argument? you get a team of a doctors together and this is the best they got to give? this is hardly PSA worthy, folks...i fail to see the danger. it's just gross.